How to Be Gloomy

Hate it when people say "Aww... she's so cute and looks so sweet!"?
Well here are some ideas to help you become your own individual and be happy about it.

Steps

1. First, wear make-up that is either black or gray. You can easily make your own by mixing together different colored makeup.
2. Be mean to your enemies and mysterious toward your friends.
3. Frown a lot, and smile when something funny comes up. Don't burst out laughing; just smile.
4. Don't show your emotions too much.
   
   

Tips

• Don't wear revealing clothes.
• Wear darker colored clothes (Black, grey, navy blue, plum, etc)

Warnings

• You can argue but do it mysteriously.If someone in gym class says something like "Could you walk any slower?" Say "Yes, I most certainly could."And continue to walk.
• Pink is generally considered to be a ridiculously flamboyant colour. It flaunts that you are feminine and bubbly.
• Don't be too negative. Gloomy is not synonymous to melancholic.
• You may be called an Emo.
• In fifteen years, when you look back at your high school yearbook, you may decide that the black lipstick was a terrible choice.